I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
Level 1: what these? *raises arm* I got my appendix removed by a really bad surgeon
Level 2: what do you think they are? OuO
Level 3: uhh yeah stuff kinda happened I’m not an emotional wreck *laughs*
Level 4: *three hour feeling jam where I cry about life and gender and junk*
Level 5: “hey man buy me a dick pls”
Guess who’s binder came today!
…and it’s 2000 km away… (My friend ordered it for me but we had to move because family stuff happened)
Trying to be the shy/over friendly lovable nerd guy NEVER WORKS like I have witnessed so much failure from creepy dudes who try to act like that
Well damn, that’s like 80 percent of my personality.